It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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