Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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