I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I will pee on everything he values.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
i am craving dick and cupcakes
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
