glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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