OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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