We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
