u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Randomize
