Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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