do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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