Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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