I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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