Sry I called you an 8
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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