overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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