This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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