oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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