Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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