You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
He has the fingertips of a God
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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