So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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