Sry I called you an 8
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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