i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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