brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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