It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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