You can't motorboat a personality
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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