idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Randomize
