You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize