dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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