but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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