so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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