It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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