is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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