my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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