dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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