i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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