I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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