i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
This is my gift to your gina
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize