These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Someone shattered a urinal.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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