My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
All the doctor said was why
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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