Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
accomplished twins. life is a go
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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