Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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