I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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