i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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