Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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