is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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