party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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