so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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