question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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