Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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