I got chris browned last night
I have demons in me.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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