Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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