You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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