And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
MIDGETS
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Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
