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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  he wasnt completely random

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  you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  i get things done.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break

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• (315): View more from New York

  My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.

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