But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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