Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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