Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
