my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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