Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
