Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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