I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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