a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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