Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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