That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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